Today is Monday. It is exactly one week since Steve the "Germinator" passed the 'H9N4' virus inside my body via breathing on me (yes that's a new one that I just made up and there is currently no vaccine for it so don't get excited). I must say that last night was quite restful due to the fact that I am still on the regimen of Neo/Otrivin/Expired Asthma Puffer. I am now banned from using any more Kleenex as I have calculated that I have blown my nose over 780 times in the past week and Steve is refusing to buy more. Yes, 780 times. One box of Kleenex has 130 three ply tissues X 6 = 780. I have also had the opportunity to take the time to read the bottom of Kleenex box. How many of you have ever stopped what you are doing to read the bottom of the box? I bet none. This only proves that I am bored beyond the universe, I have nothing to watch on TV, gone completely insane or all of the above. So here is what is says on the box. Ready?
"Say goodbye to the stiff upper lip....Tell calm, cool and collected to take a hike. Whoop it up! Laugh, scream, cry and holler! And when tons of stuff stuffs up your nose, blow it loud and blow it proud! Show your heart and show some tears...of joy and sorrow, in awe and pride. Just let it out!"